About Us
Submitted by Derek on December 9, 2012 - 4:59pm 
About Melody
I like crab.
I like crab.
About Derek
Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Derek. Caution: Derek may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Derek contains a liquid core which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. If Derek begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Do not taunt Derek.
Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Derek. Caution: Derek may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Derek contains a liquid core which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. If Derek begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Do not taunt Derek.